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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Loot

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The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.


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Lythimus
4 hours ago
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The looting now just happens through insider and high-frequency trading.
Destrehan, LA
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shocks

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S and S is a form of S and M.


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Lythimus
5 days ago
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The sandal is to protect his member when it's playing bass guitar. The sock is just to keep it warm.
Destrehan, LA
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Car Size

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'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
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Lythimus
139 days ago
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I just bought a Miata and have driven a motorcycle and a bike in traffic. I got hit by an SUV while riding a bike even. Not sure I get the big vehicle argument.
Destrehan, LA
138 days ago
I was rear ended at a red light by a dump truck that had previously stopped behind my Miata but then forgot it was there and thought it should creep forward toward the intersection...where my car was. It apparently could not see my car directly in front of it.
jlvanderzwan
138 days ago
[that one image comparison between an SUV and a tank and which has the better field of view of what's right in front of them].jpg
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jlvanderzwan
139 days ago
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The Dutch, and also some other parts of Europe: "Is this some sort of Car Dependency joke that I'm too Separated Bike Lanes to understand?"

(actually we fucking hate the rise of SUVs too)
rtreborb
139 days ago
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It's the unfortunate state.
San Antonio, TX
wyeager
140 days ago
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Alt text on point.
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alt_text_bot
140 days ago
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'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dedication

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Before you saying anything, I'd like to dedicate this breakup conversation to pioneering portraitist Frida Kahlo.


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Lythimus
161 days ago
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My wife and I are funny people, but we try not to iocus during coitus.
Destrehan, LA
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dogs

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You can also do the pi dogs, but then you lose business from the tau people.


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Lythimus
210 days ago
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Next, someone will make an online cart extension that only grants free shipping if the last digit ends in a 0.
Destrehan, LA
mjmillar
209 days ago
nice
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rclatterbuck
209 days ago
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I posit, however, that this clever strategy would fail in the logistics stage. It is simply going to be cheaper to manufacture dogs and buns in natural numbers quantities

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chew

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There was a fairly intricate debate on an early version of this posted to bluesky, the contention being over whether OR was sufficient. I think the ORs have it, but XOR is a funnier word, so there.


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Lythimus
211 days ago
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You can write an XOR joke or a funny joke.
Destrehan, LA
kazriko
211 days ago
You can tell a funny joke, XOR you can tell an XOR joke.
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