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No, it doesn't belong in the bodily needs section. If anything, it's in opposition to bodily needs.
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I think a medspa would have been more apt. Still, *chef's kiss*
Destrehan, LA
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The most brutally efficient gag panel ever?
Saint Paul, MN, USA
Quick, someone type "pullback flywheel drive" into an LLM and submit a patent.
Destrehan, LA
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"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?" "We pull it back REALLY far."
This is definitely one of those "we burn the trash, it goes into the sky and forms the stars" moments.
Destrehan, LA
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Upon reflection, it was a mistake to trust an airplane company whose name is the onomatopoeia for bouncing.
Columbia, MD
It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.
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The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.
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The looting now just happens through insider and high-frequency trading.
Destrehan, LA
The sandal is to protect his member when it's playing bass guitar. The sock is just to keep it warm.
Destrehan, LA
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