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This is definitely one of those "we burn the trash, it goes into the sky and forms the stars" moments.
Destrehan, LA
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Upon reflection, it was a mistake to trust an airplane company whose name is the onomatopoeia for bouncing.
Columbia, MD
It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.
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The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.
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The looting now just happens through insider and high-frequency trading.
Destrehan, LA
The sandal is to protect his member when it's playing bass guitar. The sock is just to keep it warm.
Destrehan, LA
I just bought a Miata and have driven a motorcycle and a bike in traffic. I got hit by an SUV while riding a bike even. Not sure I get the big vehicle argument.
Destrehan, LA
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The Dutch, and also some other parts of Europe: "Is this some sort of Car Dependency joke that I'm too Separated Bike Lanes to understand?"
(actually we fucking hate the rise of SUVs too)
(actually we fucking hate the rise of SUVs too)
'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
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Before you saying anything, I'd like to dedicate this breakup conversation to pioneering portraitist Frida Kahlo.
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My wife and I are funny people, but we try not to iocus during coitus.
Destrehan, LA
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