Hovertext:Credit to Kelly for this idea. The story has been changed to protect the innocent.
Hovertext:I think I now have enough to do an entire compendium of damaging sex talks. Hooray?
Hovertext:There is no intuitive way to understand doinkspace. We simply have to trust our calculations.
Hovertext:If you can convince your spouse that Data is a fun offbeat middle name, and that Theodore is a beautiful first name, you might actually get away with this.
Hovertext:Based on a very weird twitter conversation.